It Didn’t Work

I bought a surfstick
I followed the directions
It didn’t work

I applied for a German ID
I followed the directions
It didn’t work

I went to Western Union
I followed the directions
It didn’t work

I went to my social worker
I followed the directions
It didn’t work

Germans are supposedly reknowned
For their fine engineering
For attention to detail
For everything in it’s place
It didn’t work

The only place I’ve been successful
At making a workaround
Is having Western Union
Sent to my roommate
Instead of me

So far, my stay has been shit
For which the Germans
Do have a saying:
Die Welt ist eine Scheiße

How apropos

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